As hard as it may be to believe, there are many times when women do things in bed and guys find it disgusting, or at least a turnoff. What are they thinking? Who are these guys? And how often do they get laid for them to act like divas?
The thing is, it's normal to let things slide when we haven't been getting any, but as time passes and you continue to sleep with the same person over and over again, you discover things about their bedroom behavior that may be, well, not to your liking.
Read on to find out what you have in common, or rather don't, with the 100 guys I surveyed recently.
1- She grinds her teeth on your penis
If you like this, then you're a bigger man than most. Most guys cannot stand the feel of teeth grinding against the base of their penis, or worse, grinding against the head.
2- She yanks your testicles
It's one thing for her to cup the boys and even lick them. It's a whole other ball game, literally, when she starts pulling on them as though they're detachable. Annoying, to say the least.
3- She sticks her fingers in the wrong places
By wrong places, I mean your butt. Now don't get me wrong,
some guys love the feel of having fingers, or even objects inserted into their anal cavities, but when there's no warning of what's about to occur, it can be a very disturbing feeling -- not to mention it can make the rest of the session feel very awkward.
4- She licks it like it's a lollipop
While most of us are thankful
when a girl goes down at all, there is a wrong way and a right way to perform on a man. When a girl begins literally licking your penis without covering it with her mouth at any point, it can lead to frustration and ruin the sensation.
5- Keeps sucking when you're sensitive
She sucks the head of your penis, you almost hit the roof, tell her it's sensitive and for some reason, she doesn't listen and continues to suck on it like a madwoman. Usually, however, this happens after you've ejaculated, so you can tell her off without fear of not getting sex. Just kidding.
She stops doing what you like, she pinches your nipples, and of course, she farts...
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Readers Comments: 4 Posts
I agree with Nunnya!
That last one was terrible, mean and uncalled for! I can't stand immature men who cannot take responsibility for their actions. You guys push the air in and we have no control over how it comes out. Don't you dare blame us for what you cause!--and then have the nerve to try and embarrass us. Be a REAL MAN-- ignore it, laugh it off, or say "baby don't even think/worry about it" and continue lovemaking.
alright yeah all of these but the last one make sense. queefing sucks more so for us then for you guys because we absolutely cannot control it and you're the one who shoved the air up there in the first place but we have to suffer the embarrassing consequences, unjust.
she makes a good point.
Besides, it's usually to do with the guy getting air in there.
alrite.. i agree with all of the above EXCEPT the last one.. the queefs one. Listen it's UNCONTROLLABLE.. it's just like us saying whenever we see a random guy having a boner it's a turn off for us. Well err.. not exactly the same but you get my point. It's only happeed to me twice but instead of getting grossed out & making a very embarassing situation even worse just laugh it off.. it's not like it smells unlike some of the ones yall let loose on us. Chances are if you make us uncomfortable about them.. you're less likely to get any of us anyway.. because we will definately be avoiding sex for just that very reason.
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